1. 23:32 6th May 2013

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    Reblogged from doctorstylinson

    rnikedirnt:

    rnikedirnt:

    my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

    i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous 

     
  2. 22:56

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    Reblogged from paperarsenal

    My Dad said that if I get 2,000,000,000,000,000 notes I’ll get out of the Cage!

    lumos5000:

    yell4340:

    jenkotsu:

    fuckyeahlucifersupernatural:

    image

    ……………wait. Is that even possible…

    FOR SATAN

    I don’t think 2 quadrillion people on this planet

    they specified 2 quadrillion notes not people. so let’s do the math. there are 102 million blogs on tumblr. if everyone reblogged this at least 19,607.84 times we would get to the designated number of notes.

     
  3. 22:56

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    Reblogged from methuser

    image: Download

    


The girl wrote this on Facebook: ”I went to the beach the other day, for the first time since I was a child, I didn’t wear shorts or anything to cover up, this is a massive deal for me, I hate my body even without the scars, I believe I am fat and disgusting but, I pushed through the major anxiety, shaking and almost crying and made it to the water. Its a big deal, I did it.
This took a whole fucking lot of courage to post..”
And now this dickhead comments this. I can’t, i really can’t Facebook. 
See this is what is wrong with humanity. This girl is mentally injured, But she takes a step towards better times. She tries to get back. She even go to the beach, only wearing a minimalistic piece of clothe. She convinces her biggest fear, the fear of people laughing at her. And she’s even more brave. Afterwords she posts this remarkable photo on Facebook. It maybe took her minutes to post this. Sitting there by her computer, with her finger on the mouse. Should she press ”Upload” or not?” 
And she did it. She was brave enough to do it. 
And then this is what she gets. A hate comment. And there was of course more comments than that. And if that isn’t enough, that comment up there, got 5 likes. 5 LIKES. People agree with that terrible person?
My faith in humanity is almost gone now. I want to show this girl, that i’m with her. I’m a supporter. 
#peace

    The girl wrote this on Facebook: ”I went to the beach the other day, for the first time since I was a child, I didn’t wear shorts or anything to cover up, this is a massive deal for me, I hate my body even without the scars, I believe I am fat and disgusting but, I pushed through the major anxiety, shaking and almost crying and made it to the water. Its a big deal, I did it.

    This took a whole fucking lot of courage to post..”


    And now this dickhead comments this. I can’t, i really can’t Facebook. 

    See this is what is wrong with humanity. This girl is mentally injured, But she takes a step towards better times. She tries to get back. She even go to the beach, only wearing a minimalistic piece of clothe. She convinces her biggest fear, the fear of people laughing at her. And she’s even more brave. Afterwords she posts this remarkable photo on Facebook. It maybe took her minutes to post this. Sitting there by her computer, with her finger on the mouse. Should she press ”Upload” or not?” 

    And she did it. She was brave enough to do it. 

    And then this is what she gets. A hate comment. And there was of course more comments than that. And if that isn’t enough, that comment up there, got 5 likes. 5 LIKES. People agree with that terrible person?

    My faith in humanity is almost gone now. I want to show this girl, that i’m with her. I’m a supporter. 

    #peace

     
  4. 22:50

    Notes: 3169

    Reblogged from thottielamottie

    notahoe:

    jordancurtis:

    notahoe:

    11 and single

    If you’re 11 and on tumblr you just need to get the fuck off. Go play with a ball a crayon and an imagination like the rest of us did at 11.

    I’m so sorry your mom dropped you head first when you were born I really am 

    (Source: cyberho)

     
  5. 22:49

    Notes: 466837

    Reblogged from paperarsenal

    1. spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
    2. french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
    3. german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
    4. english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
    5. gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
    6. polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
    7. japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
    8. welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
    9. chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
    10. Arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
    11. Latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
    12. Sign Language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
     
  6. 22:44

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    Reblogged from methuser

    (Source: marinaamonaco)

     
  7. 22:43

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  8. 22:43

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    Reblogged from blowjobmouth

    ejacutastic:

    frostedbeanqueen:

    christmasblogger:

    challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually

    ur penis

    image

     
  9. 22:41

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  10. 22:18

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    Reblogged from niallsbody

    angryqueershakespeare:

skeptikhaleesi:

Some interesting info: This is very reminiscent of the Baby X experiments, in which it was discovered that people reacted differently to a baby’s behavior depending on whether or not they believed the baby to be male or female.  People were asked to watch a video of a baby reacting to a startling image (a Jack-in-the-box popping up), and describe the baby’s emotional state.  When people believed the baby to be female, they described the baby as being scared and upset; when they thought the baby was male, they perceived the baby to be angry.  This was very telling, as it showed that literally identical behavior could be construed differently based on the perceived gender of the subject.

BRING DOWN THE GENDER CONSTRUCT

    angryqueershakespeare:

    skeptikhaleesi:

    Some interesting info: This is very reminiscent of the Baby X experiments, in which it was discovered that people reacted differently to a baby’s behavior depending on whether or not they believed the baby to be male or female.  People were asked to watch a video of a baby reacting to a startling image (a Jack-in-the-box popping up), and describe the baby’s emotional state.  When people believed the baby to be female, they described the baby as being scared and upset; when they thought the baby was male, they perceived the baby to be angry.  This was very telling, as it showed that literally identical behavior could be construed differently based on the perceived gender of the subject.

    BRING DOWN THE GENDER CONSTRUCT